Musical Jokes

Great Lies of the Music Business:

- The booking is definite.

- We can fix it in the mix.

- My agent will handle it.

- Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hall.

- The roadie took care of it.

- The club will provide the PA and lights.

- The place was packed.

- Don't worry, you'll be the headliner.

- It's on the truck.

- My last band had a record deal, but we broke up before recording the album.

- Someone will be there early to let you in.

- I'm with the band.

- The band drinks free.

- You'll get your cut tonight.

- We'll supply someone for the door.

- There'll be lots of roadies when you get there.

- You'll have plenty of time for a soundcheck.

- We'll definitely come to the gig.

- You can depend on me.